Novice at Everything

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[James’ top ten Discworld characters.] #7: Maladict.
"Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It’s not tearing your throats out that doesn’t come easily to me. Please don’t make it any harder."
[…]
"I’m a vampire officially pretending not to be one, right? I’m the last person who’ll say anyone has to play the hand they were dealt.">

partially-stars:

[James’ top ten Discworld characters.] #7: Maladict.

"Good evening, gentlemen! Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It’s not tearing your throats out that doesn’t come easily to me. Please don’t make it any harder."

[…]

"I’m a vampire officially pretending not to be one, right? I’m the last person who’ll say anyone has to play the hand they were dealt.">

(via pollymal)

audreyii-fic:

sfiddy:

SCREAMING FLAILS.

HEAD CANON ACCEPTED

(via roseredhoofbeats)

Does every contestant have to have a dead or sick family member to get on the show?

dduane:

myfunnylittlebrain:

Yap. That sums it right.

(chuckle)

dduane:

myfunnylittlebrain:

Yap. That sums it right.

(chuckle)